So What's It Gonna Be

So what's it gonna be
Mr. Lappity Q. Top
Will you behave
As yes you should
By being good
And keeping connected
However weakly yes
To the wifi here

Or will you up and quit
Like suddenly blocked
When once again
I did not do
A single damn thing
To ever cause
Such a poor reaction
That takes me out of the action 

And pisses me off
It goes without saying
But there I said it yes
Like what the fuck 
Dear Lappity
Must you bedevil me
With these stupid quits
Though yes to be fair
I have to accept the blame
For the weekend fail
That one's on me alas

But yesterday no
That's on you
You stupid jerk
It was such an irk
Losing as I did
My goodly connection
Like I had a direction
And still got lost

Though yes you are
Behaving today
I refuse to say
That we're all good
Because it's understood
That you could be gone again
Yes just like that
As I snap my fingers
And the anger lingers
In spite of your doing
As you should 
And keeping weak
What is strong at home

So what's it gonna be
Mr Lappity Q. Top
A name that I like
Much but more
Than the first I gave to you
Is this the way
That you will act
Giving me what I ask
For what little time
I ask of it
Or you'll do as yesterday
And give up the ghost
When you're needed most

I fear you'll keep your answer
To your own damn self
Sometimes being 
The goodly top
As you're being now
And others well
Just not so much

And such a joy that is
I jump to my feet
Whoot and holler loud
Not yet cowed
But at your mercy
Until I learn the steps 
I'll need to take
When next you take a break
And leave me off the line

Dear Lappity
Must you bedevil me
I suppose you must
For you are technology
And technology loves
To play its games
And laugh like a jerk
At my woeful state
Of knowing how
Well knowing at all
How you work
Other than to do
The simplest of things

So let me say it thus
Work but more
Than you do not
And I will take it yes
Because when you work
You work like a charm
And that's a win to me

Charles Petrie

Date
08-07-19

Time

17:27-17:55=28

Word Count

404

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