Das Hier #2


"You can't read squirrelese, no matter how long you look at it so don't even try because it's rude to stare."

"Now, now Bauvyn, don't be a jerk. You know squirlese and our unfortunate friend just wants to know what our squirrel friend is saying. So be a dear and let him know what he's saying."

"But Money Pig, why do I have to tell him what Squirrel is saying? Can't I just continue to be a jerk?

"Because I told you to be nice you jerk, now stop being yourself and try being nice."

"Fine. But Virginia won't like what our friend Squirrel said. And I'll sound like a jerk that you'll want to yell at again."

"Just tell her what Squirrel said okay?"

Bauvyn sighed. "He said that you can't see the bank because you're as broke as that fool Crayden Boke, which doesn't make any sense because when did Crayden ever have the money to own Spleck?"

Charles Petrie

Date
01-02-20

Time
17:17-17:59=42 Minutes

Word Count
160


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